Funny SMS in English
Funny SMS in English
Boy: My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boyfriend. Friend: Really Bad, What did you do? Boy: I sent those pics to her Dad.
Girlfriend: My birthday is tomorrow; what gift will you give me? Boyfriend: Ring GF: O really…Sweetheart! BF: I will give you a Ring but do not accept my call tomorrow, my mobile balance is very low sweetheart.
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them
80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
If con is the opposite of pro, then isnÃt Congress the opposite of progress?
When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the school.
When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy
I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them.
In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
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